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It's like Jaws meets Breakfast at Tiffany's. A young woman befriends a gay shark that ends up eating her cat. Dave Grohl's soundtrack will consist of 24 different versions of Moon River. John Leguizamo plays the love interest.

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It's like Toy Story meets Nosferatu set in the Ukraine in 1876. Stunning 3D animation tells the tragic tale of two star crossed lovers, Charles the 7 legged horse and Jankel Yuralavitch a local chimney sweep made of twigs. The two search for meaning in a bleak world of poverty and greed where landlords control every facet of the young lovers existence. Staring the voice talent of Vinnie Jones as Charles and Johnny Depp as Jankel Yuralavitch. With a stunning sound track of pumping hair metal ballads composed by Joe Higashi of Studio Ghibli fame.

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It's like Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs meets Seven with each one of the Dwarves committing a horrific murder. Snow White must solve each murder whilst living with the disturbed killers under her nose. Will she solve the murders before the Dwarves claim their last victim, Snow White herself. Staring Kate Hudson as Snow White, Alfred Molina as Sleepy, Anthony Michael Hall as Dopey and Hong Kong veteran Andy Lau as Sneezy.

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It’s like The Motorcycle Diaries meets Vera Drake. Two young dentists travel around central Europe on piggyback and get caught up in the lucrative yet illegal business of pigeon abortions. Hilary Swank plays the love interest Pierce Brosman and Eduardo Noriega will fight over. Sound track by The Prodigy.

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It’s like Dark Days meets Casablanca. A clash of cultures set in the Eurostar tunnel. John Goodman would bring Humphrey Bogard’s infamous roll back to life as the owner of a small crack den near one of the emergency exits helping French people across the border. An explosive sound track performed by Jessica Simpson and the London Philharmonic Orchestra. Audrey Tautou plays the love interest.

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It's like Boyz In The Hood meets flight of the conchords but set in the kalahari desert. starring Seth Rogan as the chief of police and Helen Mirren as a drug dealer working the imaginary corners of the desert on an elephant.

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It's like The Goonies meets Seventh Samurai with an ensemble cast set in 1950's Paris with a climactic scene where 300 people play musical chairs for their lives. Staring Takashi Kitano and Shea Lebouf.

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It's like Weekend At Bernie's meets Transformers but with mechanical squirrels that try to take over the world with an army of dead yet comically reanimated old men staring Michael Cera and Scarlet Johanson.

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it's like westside story meets dawn of the dead with religious overtones staring jennifer aniston as the love interest.